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Xander bared his teeth in a decidedly not nice smile, "You wanna find out what it's like to have Freddy Kreuger chasing you in every dream you have for the rest of the year?"
Jessie lose the smile, and looked worried. "You can't do that..."
He looked around.
"He can't do that, right?"
"If he can't," Faith smirked, "I'll bet that the babe in the chainmail Bikini can."
"Babe in the chainmail Bikini?" Burt asked, now hopelessly confused.
"Hey! There's another babe around here that we haven't seen!?"
Jessie demanded. "Where is she hiding!? I want to see that bikini! I demand to see that bikini!"
Xander suddenly burst out laughing, a slightly maniacal bent to it.
Faith looked over at him, then back at Jessie with a big grin. "Oh, I think you just might."
"Good!" Jessie grinned, pumping his fist. Then he paused, looking at the sinister grins on Faith and Xander's face. "That is good, right?"
He looked around plaintively.
Jesse was having the best dream of his life. Most of the time he was lucky to get two girls to star in his night time activities, but today he had four.
The surroundings were dark so he didn't know who was doing what to him, but he remembered that he had Cordelia, Faith, the French teacher Xander claimed to be dating, and the girl that had appeared in his lap today were doing rather naughty things to him.
Okay so he didn't know what they were doing to him because it was dark, but he knew he liked what they were doing.
Suddenly the dream began to shift. The background became lighter and more distinct; it was now recognizable as the hallway of Sunnydale High.
Jesse quickly decided that this was a good thing because now he could see everything that the girls were doing. The fact that most of what the three dark haired and one blond women where getting up to wasn't physically possible didn't seem to disturb the young teen in the slightest.
Then they were leaving him right before he was going to finish. He instantly began to chase them but no matter how quick he seemed to go they were always right out of reach.
After chasing them around a corner Jesse stopped dead in his tracks, forgetting his targets instantly as he spotted a new arrival.
She was a truly exotic beauty with perfectly tanned skin and sea green hair that moved on its own accord. Her stance held the perfect mixture of danger and suggested pleasures, and the chainmail bikini showed quite a bit of pleasurable skin.
"Hello Jesse," the vision said with a slight smile.
"You know my name?" asked Jesse, able to form more words in his dreams than he ever could in the waking world.
"Yes, I was told that you demanded my presence, or more accurately you demanded to see my clothing style."
"You didn't bring Freddy Kreuger with you, right?" Jesse asked as he quickly looked around the halls.
"Now why would I do that?" asked the green haired goddess as she leaned in and gently kissed the teen.
The kiss alone was ten times better than what the four women were doing to him before. If this was what he had to look forward to when he went to sleep now he wasn't going to wake up until September.
"How was that?" asked Vice Principal Snyder as he broke from the kiss.
Pale, hairy, ugly Vice Principal Snyder, in a bikini that did nothing to hide his man parts!
Jesse awoke in his bed screaming at the top of his lungs.
Maybe it was the food he had eaten, or possibility the Hellmouth had caused the dream. In truth it didn't matter because it would take a lot of time with his favorite issues of Playboy to heal the wounds this dream had inflicted.
Though on the off chance that Xander really did have something to do with this it may be better not to demand the chainmail bikini in the future.
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